I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

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musermatt:

tomkirk:

ok so for senior pictures they make banners and wear matching shirts and last year’s was p bad 

and i thought it couldn’t get any worse buT ONCE AGAIN I AM PROVEN WRONG

onequibbler:

all I know is I’m voting for bob 

because remember

a vote for bob is a vote for bob

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